Being a moron has its advantages.

Posted by drummer (209.105.155.54) on April 03, 2000 at 09:48:49:

In Reply to: Even more better - I mean even more betterer posted by Jack on April 03, 2000 at 09:33:50:

I'd be happy to advocate on your behalf for anything you wish.

I'm going to retire too.

I'd like to go into partnreship with you.

I understand that you intend to purchase a Hot Dog cart and sell Hot Dogs.

I'd like to be your "Mustard and Ketchup" guy.

It's always been one of my dreams to squirt Mustard and Ketchup on people's Hot Dogs.

I like people.

I promise to always wear a smile to work and I will always be polite to customers.

I'll squirt Mustard and Ketchup with a smile right up to the point when I die.

This will make me happy.

It has been a lifetime goal of mine to be a moron.

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• You know what I think! Elaine 10:44:45 04/03/00 (7)
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