Posted by Todd (216.199.5.26) on March 30, 2000 at 20:02:03:
In Reply to: Hi all long time no post posted by Jamie on March 30, 2000 at 19:27:24:
Great to hear you're doing so well, Jamie.
From intensive research here at ch.com, I've concluded that there are exactly 6 (or maybe 9) clusters in the universe. They take turns, moving from person to person. At no time can more than 6 (or maybe 9) people have a cluster simultaneously.
The chronics, of course, tend to be selfish and take far more than their fair share, but I think we should all forgive them for this. I don't think they mean any harm.
Now, this leads me to a suggestion for a possible treatment. If we could all identify our best abortives and use them very promptly, we would send the Demon packing more quickly. Being parasitic in nature, the Demon cannot survive outside the host for more than 7.529143 nanoseconds. So, if we could all get rid of him quickly, he would have to jump to his next host, who would then abort him, causing him to jump again, and so on and so on.
All this rapid movement would inevitably lead to the Demon becoming dizzy, developing motion sickness and possibly even give him a headache, which I, personally, would consider justice.
KTSSU,
T