Posted by Elaine (24.88.1.116) on March 22, 2000 at 08:04:56:
I love my email, some letters I get make me mad, so sad, but most make me laugh. This morning I got this from a friend and I start my day with a smile.
Subject: self explanatory
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were
sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
>breakfast table
together." "I know," the old man said, "We were
probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly
replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they
were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied
Gramps."One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."