Posted by Susan (4.54.47.112) on March 14, 2000 at 12:05:11:
My friend Nancy sent me and Bob this joke.
We still laugh at it.
Enjoy...Getting closer to St. Patties....
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> >> > Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a
> >> > > > > while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but
> >> > > think,
> >> > > > > from
> >> > > > > listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
> >> > > > > The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
> >> > > > > The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland
> >> > > > > might you be?"
> >> > > > > The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
> >> > > > > The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And
> >> > > > > what street did you live on in Dublin?"
> >> > > > > The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on
> >> > > > > McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
> >> > > > > The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world, so did I!
> >> > > > > And to what school would you have been going?"
> >> > > > > The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of
> >> > > course."
> >> > > > > The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I.
> >> > > > > Tell me, what year did you graduate? "The other guy
> >> > > > > answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."
> >> > > > > The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling
> >> > > down
> >> > > > > upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in
> >> > > the same
> >> > > > > bar
> >> > > > > on this very night. Can you believe it, I graduated from St.
> >> > > Mary's in
> >> > > > > 1964 my own self."
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down,
> >> > > and
> >> > > > > orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head
> >> > > and
> >> > > > > mutters...
> >> > > > > "It's going to be a long night. The Murphy twins are drunk
> >> > > > > again."