Posted by Todd (216.199.5.158) on February 28, 2000 at 17:29:28:
In Reply to: ya know what a hooker says? posted by susan on February 28, 2000 at 09:21:14:
He: Will you sleep with me for a million dollars?
She: Sure!
He: Will you sleep with me for 5 dollars?
She: (indignant) $5?!?! What do you think I am, a whore?
He: We've already establish WHAT you are, now we're just negotiating price.
:-)