Posted by Miss Twitch (207.148.138.65) on February 25, 2000 at 17:26:01:
We, the class at ch.com are pleased to present you with our production of a well-known British movie in which five young men [pardon the expression] moonlight to earn some extra money. Now, of course because we are a non-profit group, we are unable to obtain the actual actors from the actual movie, so some of our boys have volunteered (and rather heartily, I might add) to play the roles. So, without any further adieu, I give you DJ, Drummer, Ted, Jonny and Riccardo, offering you a G-RATED rendition of The Full Monty for your enjoyment.
Now, boys, remember, we said "G-Rated".
Ok, Fran, hit the music, I'll get the lights, and OH MY GOD!!! Riccky!! Ted!! Jonny!!! Where did you get THOSE costumes??? DJ!!! Drummer!!! Why are you swivelling your hips like that?? Wait!! No!! You PROMISED me you weren't going to dance the finale number....just the rehearsal numbers!!!
Mrs. Holloman!!! Are you throwing dollar bills at the boys? You should be ASHAMED of yourself!!
Ooooh, this isn't going as planned at ALL.....Mr. McGillicuddy is going to kill me!! Better lock the doors....
oh sorry, Hub - did I just stand on your foot? Sorry...I was....oh my....I guess I was.....phew...is it getting hot in here? I guess I was distracted.
Mrs. Holloman!! Wow, you can boogie pretty good for an old broad, can't you?
Rock on, boys.
Miss Twitch