Posted by Dave (152.163.207.69) on February 16, 2000 at 13:54:05:
In Reply to: Just sharing some good things in life : ) posted by Dave on February 16, 2000 at 00:15:19:
Sorry to you gals, but she got this here
poem first...and who could turn this guy down?
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze
softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass which excite me in May
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right outta the can.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I'm proud
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave unda yo arms
well, I'm in hawg heaven, an awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want ta know
what I did to deserve such a purdy young doe.
Lika good roll of duct tape yore there fer yo man
to patch up life's troubles and fix what ya can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead
You ain't mean like dem far ants I found in my bed
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt
you spark up my life more'an a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack
my life is complete, ain't nothin' I lack.
Yo're complexion so purfec like'n best vinyl sidin
despite all the years yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me'n you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
(LOL..oops..keep going Dave)
Some men they buy chocolate for Valentines Day
They git it at Wal-Mart, its romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger, thats impressive I say.
Sum men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth
Diamonds are forever they explain, sauve and couth
But fur this man my honey, these jut won't do
cause yo're to special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor
more useful than diamonds........
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!!!
(Now how could ya pass up that? My worry is I may git a few cards from Hub or Ted!)
: ) Dave