Posted by Miss Twitch (207.148.137.157) on February 09, 2000 at 18:00:16:
In Reply to: Dad just called with good news! posted by Heather on February 09, 2000 at 14:39:51:
You're almost rid of me but we better get this place cleaned up before Mrs. Holloman returns. I've, uh, been in conference all day, see, and now I come back to find the classroom all in a shambles. Jonny, get DOWN off that file cabinet and Ted, that slingshot can go in the garbage thank you. Now, Flapper, I want to thank you for that chocolate flavoured coffee this morning. Made my conference very interesting but I do feel a lot better. And Sonya, "goons" is a term of endearment, ok?
I know you've all been under a bit of stress this week so I won't mention the baby alligator that I found in my shoe this morning but I would respectfully ask that my left rear tire be returned to the parking lot as soon as possible.
My mother told me I should have been a zoo keeper instead of a teacher. [Actually, what's the difference?] Mothers are very wise.
No homework tonight, boys and girls - let's just celebrate the fact that Mrs. Holloman is coming back to take care of all you little shi...uh, children.
Miss Twitch