Posted by Todd (216.199.5.211) on February 09, 2000 at 17:54:29:
In Reply to: Dad just called with good news! posted by Heather on February 09, 2000 at 14:39:51:
But will she be able to get her walker back from that evil old lady who stole it??? If not, I'll ask jonny to weld her up a good one...not of that cheap old aluminum...Elaine deserves the best! I'm thinking 2" solid iron rod, to make sure it's sturdy, chopper monkey style handlebars, with tassles of course, and leather hand grips. He can weld a 3x8 plate to the front and slap on a ch.com bumpersticker. And since Elaine's a lady, he'll toss on some of the frufru curlycue fence decoration things (which I happen to know he only does under extreme protest, since they ruin his carefully cultivated image as a harda$$, but for Elaine, he'll do it.)
I'm sure I can't convince him to paint it pink (which I think would look nice against her living room walls), but you can have that done in Atlanta. Just call around and find the auto paint shop that does those Mary Kay cars.
:-)
T