Posted by Carl D (208.4.16.251) on February 03, 2000 at 20:33:02:
In Reply to: MRS HOLLOMAN posted by jonny on February 03, 2000 at 19:43:44:
I am writing the note in my own recognizance:
Mrs. Holloman,
Please excuse Carl from school the next couple of days. He is not feeling well, his head hurts, his hamster ate his goldfish, his hamster died, his pet rock committed suicide, his pet rocks best friend quickly followed suit, and was grief stricken when his imaginary friend decided he didn't want to hang out with him anymore. In the event he avoids sharp objects and high-up places, he will return to class.
Regards,
Mr. Phroek