Posted by PAT (209.221.212.142) on January 05, 2000 at 10:54:52:
i was just thinking about all the quaks ive seen during the last 19 years
.thought id open a dialogue about the funniest/worst
"CURES". im sure a lot of people out there hear the words that fire me up...
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO HELP YOU,NO REALLY,GUARENTEED!!![JUST PAY HERE ON THE WAY OUT].
ill relate three of my favorites.
1: ITS TMJ:lets put a plastic block on your bottom teeth
to re-align your jaw,guarenteed to work.that was a year.
2: lets have you shock your jaw to relax the muscles,just carry this frankenstein/goldberg
machine around and start zapping when you get a "headache"
3: the idiot that told me to take nitro at the onset. at age 15 it blew the top of my head off
and crashed my blood pressure,docs office to er in an ambulance.
well ill add number 4 of 20..the inderal,,lets give a 18yr old inderal so he turns into
a zomby with a standing pulse of 50. my mom the nurse,after about a year of ,lets keep trying from the doc,,decided to put a monitor on
me overnight.pulse of 40 was not good.that ended.
i wont even go into the chiropractor lady that tried to
break my neck...hahahhaa,anyone else got some good ones?,,pat