Posted by drummer (209.105.134.171) on January 02, 19100 at 12:25:34:
In Reply to: Speculation as to Cause ( very silly - not worth reading ) posted by Jack Boyd on January 02, 19100 at 11:34:28:
Your assessment that Clusters are as painful as the “cause” is bizarre is right on the money as always, Jack.
I ran into our friend from Tierra Del Fuego on a recent business trip. He was quite upset that he could no longer move any further South South West. He indeed still had his Clusters and had taken to the “bottle”. I found him taking a “siesta” in his own vomit next to an old Adobe Church with an empty bottle of Tequila in his hands. Poor bastard.
I recently read in the Newspaper that the woman who watches, I Love Lucy discovered that Lucille Ball had since died. The woman became quite angry and suffered a horrific Cluster attack right in the store and immediately shot herself in the head. Poor Bastard.
Of course we all know that the “chinese-restaurant-driving-home-on-US1” guy no longer eats Shrimp with his Chow Mein. He claims that eliminating Shrimp from his diet “cured” his Clusters. Of course the following year his Clusters returned. Poor Bastard.
The guy from L.A moved to Boston and started a job as a Professor of Probability and Statistics at Harvard. He was unable to keep his job for very long though. The Dean of the school decided that his “free thinking” caused by his constant Pot smoking was actually “free from all reasonable and rational thought” thinking. The Dean immediately eliminated his position at the University. The guy still has Clusters and has a very difficult time remembering to whom he has talked to, and what he has talked to them about. I believe he is trimming trees or something now. Poor Bastard.