Posted by head ache (207.107.182.109) on December 17, 1999 at 11:17:56:
preface: i know this board is not for personal attacks, but i couldn't let this one go by!!
what do waterdogs and hemmorrhoids have in common??:
-when you find one, its' always near the a#@hole
-they both are painful
-both are caused by anal retention
-opiates are seldom required for either
- if a Doc wraps a rubber band around them really tight they will disappear
-neither serve any usefull purpose
-you wish both would go away
Gosh, I feel better now.