Posted by Kathy (207.87.196.10) on October 02, 1999 at 17:52:18:
I know yall can always use an extra something to laugh about, so I thought I'd contribute a little something:
WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some
6.It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
2. Less guilt the morning after
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
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A man was visiting his wife in the hospital where she had been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife also. The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex. The doctor says he will wait outside as this is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarassed. The man goes in, then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies:
"She choked."