Posted by drummer (209.105.134.236) on October 02, 1999 at 12:53:33:
In Reply to: Peruvian Gas Postcript (Lance) (Please don't read ) posted by Jack Boyd on October 02, 1999 at 12:25:49:
Hi Jack,
I’m behind you in whatever you decide. I’m convinced that Lance and his mother and probably everyone and anyone that has ever come in contact with Lance, is a complete idiot. Personally, I believe that we live in a society that is a little too busy blaming things on everyone else, hence all the lawsuits and all the talk television shows, such as Oprah. My only advice for you is the same advice I have given to myself when I write my books. It is this. Place a disclaimer at the beginning of each book that you write. My disclaimer says this:
“Please don’t sue me because I am a writer that is a complete and total idiot. I assume that you the reader is also a complete and total idiot just like me. I also suffer from Cluster Headaches as well as a really, really bad, offensive flatulence problem. So please don’t be offended by any of my writing. Thank you”.