Posted by Sorcerer (38.193.52.154) on August 29, 1999 at 00:57:19:
In Reply to: Trying to make scents of it all posted by Tim M on August 28, 1999 at 13:43:51:
SCENTED CANDLES
It seems in this day and time you can't go into an area dominated
by a woman without detecting the 'aroma' (odorous terribilis) of
some kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from 'Raspberry
Vanilla Potpourri' to 'Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate'. (Sometimes
it gives me a headache!)
Well, it's about time men had their own scented candles. Below you
will find a few scents men would appreciate.
SCENTED CANDLES FOR MEN
'62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it's your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Foot Locker
Fresh Cow Pie (especially if it's your own cows)
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetlyene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Diesel Engine Exhaust
Rubbing Alcohol
Sale Barn
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Cap
Petroleum Products:
Gasoline
Diesel
Kerosene
Drip Gas
Propane
Quail Guts (shoot, ANY guts!)
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves (not that 'pot' crap, either!)
Napalm (I've never smelled it but my brother has)
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint