Posted by Carl D (208.4.16.68) on August 18, 1999 at 00:52:25:
In Reply to: Well Your With The Living posted by Linda B on August 17, 1999 at 18:14:25:
Sorry, the last shrink I spoke with was a guy in his Mid Fifties who would hang out at the club "The Galaxy" on mondays during club fetish night. He would sit and eyeball all of these freek girls, I had to ask who his shrink was, Come to find out - He does see one.
Most people in psychology are bigger freaks than I. I just wear mine on my sleeve and they perform it behind closed doors with midgets and bullwhips and such. Me, I just say what I feel and it's bound to offend someone. I'm kinda like the south park movie I guess - something for everyone to complain about.
If I feel bad - I'm being whiney and should go cry in someone elses beer. If im in a good mood - it's the "up"side of manic depression and when I come down I need a psyche, or if I'm in a clowning mood - It's the "off" side of depression and I need professional help. OKee DOKee. I cant be.
So I have resolved to whine when I'm happy. puke when I'm sad - and kill as soon as I come out of a cluster!!! From now on no longer think of me as Carl D - Just call me "The Son of Spam", Or will that offend someone?
Stop me before I stick my fingers down someone elses throat - SoN Of SpAm