Posted by Tim M (205.188.199.156) on August 14, 1999 at 14:42:06:
A turd walks in to a neighborhood bar, and upon entering announces "Hey everybody! Look at me ! I just won the lottery!"
The bartender and customers lookup, then return to their own business
Again, the turd says HEY! Anybody listening? I said I just won the lottery!
The customers and bartender merely looked up, then returned to their business again.
"The Hell with you all, then!" The turd said, "You're just a bunch of Losers!" And with that, he walked out the door.
The bartender looked at his customers, who looked up at him, and he said "Can you believe that shit?"