Posted by drummer (216.28.41.194) on August 02, 1999 at 18:38:59:
In Reply to: Memory Loss/ Anyone remember? posted by Barbara D. on August 02, 1999 at 17:52:58:
Oh I get it. We are going to play, "let's make fun of drummer". Now I know the real reason you people came to visit me. It was so you could all run back to your computers and tell everyone on the board that I am a complete and total moron. Boy am I red in the face. "Ha ha ha". Jokes on me. Yes, my wife has said that I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit). In front of our daughters she calls it CRP (Can't Remember Poopy).
I have found that this rare disease comes in rather handy though. No matter what my wife asks me, I can always respond with, "I forgot". Especially when she asks me questions like, "Did you do the dishes? Did you mow the lawn? Why haven't the kids been fed?" And "Why is the Television remote control in the Refrigerator?" And on and on and on.
I always thought it stemmed from the various Cluster Headache medications that I take. Then I thought it might be because of my super human intelligence, caused by the extra gray cells in my brain. (You know, busy thinking about 12 things all at the same time that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Then again it might be because I am an Idiot like Elaine so nicely pointed out in her recent post.
Who knows? I'm just glad that you all now have someone on the board that you can laugh at. Thanks Barb. Please remind me to invite you to my house again. I just might forget.