Posted by Nancy (198.247.6.61) on July 31, 1999 at 18:21:08:
In Reply to: I Wonder What God Is Thinking Now? posted by A Dame on July 31, 1999 at 15:55:24:
These bits were written by kiddies ---
hope I haven't sent them before. I think I sent some like these but different ones. Don't you just love kids!!! What happens?
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and
having to make new ones, why
don't You just keep the ones
You have?
Jane
Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill
each other so much if they had their
own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Larry
Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church on
Sunday, I'll show You
my new shoes.
-Mickey
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to
love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only 4 people in
our family and I can never do it.
-Nan
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You
do. Who does it when You are on
vacation?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does
"begat" mean? Nobody
will tell me.
-Love, Alison
Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it
just a trick?
-Lucy
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in
Heaven if he uses
his bowling words in the house?
-Anita
Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to
look like that or was it an accident?
-Norma
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the
countries?
-Nan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they
kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-Neil
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a
Jealous God? I thought
You had everything.
-Jane
Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "do unto
others as they do unto you"?
Because if You did, then I'm
going to fix my brother.
-Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother,
but what I prayed
for was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation
and is my father mad! He said some
things about You that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope You
will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend,
(But I am not going to tell You who I am)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I
thought it was
supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never
asked for anything before. You can look
it up.
-Bruce
Dear GOD,
If we come back as something -
Please don't let me be Michelle
Horton because I hate her.
-Denise
Dear GOD,
If you give me a genie like
Aladdin, I will give You anything
You want, except my money or
my chess set.
-Raphael
Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should
give him a tail. Ha Ha,
-Danny
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy
when I get big but
not with so much hair all over.
-Sam
Dear GOD,
you don't have to worry about me.
I always look both ways.
-Dean
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your
greatest invention.
-Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even
when I'm not praying.
-Elliott
Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You
I like Noah and David the best.
-Rob
Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being
born but it doesn't sound right.
They're just kidding, aren't they?
-Marsha
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years
like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris
Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light.
But in Sunday school they said You
did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah -
"You made an ark on dry land you fool."
But he was smart, he stuck with You.
That's what I would do.
-Eddie
Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a
better GOD. Well, I just want You
to know but I am not just saying that
because You are GOD already.
-Charles
Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with
purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
-Eugene