Posted by Barbara D. on May 29, 1999 at 18:15:48:
Nancy, you're falling down on the job. Ok so you've been ill. Next week it's back to you ok!
Sarcastic Quotes for you Caustic Types
Do I look like a f&*()_%^ people person?
This isn't an office, It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left!
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Sarcasmn is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats!
You! Off my planet! NOW!
A PBS mind in an MTV world!
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house!
Errors ahve been made. Others will be blamed!
Too many freaks! Not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic & Disorder. My work here is done!
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
HOW TO OFFICIALLY TELL WHEN YOU'VE REACHED THE AGE OF TECHNOLOGY
1) You tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2) You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
3) You haven't played solitaire with a real deak of cards in years.
4) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
5) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back, "What's for dinner?"
6) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her website.
7) You check your blowdryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
8) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
That's all folks. Let's hope Nancy will be back next week!
Hugs BD