Posted by Margi on May 14, 1999 at 09:41:35:
Hi Gang,
To celebrate Nancy's good news, please enjoy the following:
> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
> you get to meet new people every day.
>
> If at first you don't succeed,
> redefine success.
>
> HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO
> WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH
>
> Hard work never killed anyone,
> but why chance it?
>
> All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
> I don't have a solution;
> but I do admire the problem.
>
> A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
> But it uses up a thousand times the memory
>
> The Meek shall inherit the earth..
> ...after we're through with it.
>
> If a thing is worth doing
> It would have been done already
>
> Two can live as cheaply as one... for half as long.
>
> HAM AND EGGS
> A day's work for a chicken;
> A lifetime commitment for a pig.
>
> Lord, If I can't be skinny,
> please let all my friends be fat.
>
> THE BUCK DOESN'T EVEN SLOW DOWN HERE
> So keep on going.
>
> Confession is good for the soul,
> but bad for your career.
>
> How much can I get away with
> and still go to heaven?
>
> JESUS LOVES YOU
> It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass.
>
> It's hard to make a comeback
> when you haven't been anywhere.
>
> WELCOME TO UTAH
> Set your watch back 20 years.
>
> Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and
> buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
>
> Be nice to your kids.
> They'll choose your nursing home.
>
> A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> I was only looking at
> your nametag, honest!
>
> When blondes have more fun
> do they know it?
>
> Money isn't everything,
> But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
>
> What happens if you get scared
> half to death twice?
>
> Losing a husband can be hard.
> In my case it was almost impossible.
>
> JESUS IS COMING!
> Look Busy.
>
> We have enough youth.
> How about a fountain of "Smart"?
>
> Two rights do not make a wrong.
> They make an airplane.
>
> Two wrongs do not make a right,
> but three lefts do.
>
> MY WILD OATS
> HAVE TURNED TO
> SHREDDED WHEAT
>
> Is reading in the bathroom considered
> Multi-Tasking?
>
> Seen it all. Done it all.
> Can't remember most of it.