Posted by Nancy on May 12, 1999 at 23:51:27:
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass.
Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his
composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at
you."
Gee...I hope that was ok. I try to be careful on what I put on here but if I'm going to be gone for a SHORT while, I might as well go out in a big way!
Thanks all for the well wishes. I'm printing them all out and taking them with me, they will give me strength! You guys and gals are the best! Love ya all.
Pain free to you all!!
Hugs and smile, Nancy