Posted by BobG on October 25, 2001 at 06:15:28:
In Reply to: Here's the solution... posted by Margi on October 24, 2001 at 12:39:15:
He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said, "You wear briefs, don't you?"
He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."
She said, "Well, you succeeded."
He said, "Two inches more, and I would be king."
She said, "Two inches less, and you'd be queen."
On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
He said, "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said, "That's a great idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
Priest: "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."
She said, "Who's gonna look?"
He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
He said, "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."
She said, "Okay. But--if you get home before I do, leave the hall way light on."
He said, "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She said, "I would, but you're never there."