Posted by Riccardo (195.103.80.225) on April 19, 2001 at 01:38:11:
In Reply to: No. No one does. NT posted by Ted on April 18, 2001 at 13:31:46:
I love cheese, especially when it comes from a super-mondo-man (over-world-man)!
This cheese has the particularity to stop any HAs, CH, toothaches, hemorroids and earaches.
All what you have to do is to take a bath in it. You warm up the cheese until it become liquid, then you put all your body in the bath. Use a little pipe to breath, and stay there for 1 hour.
After the hour, you can be served as cheese lasagna, or, when you become cold, be used as a statue in the dining room. This last chance is better, in this way you can be scratched sometimes, when your family needs some parmesan-like on the spaghetti.
Some pieces could also be used for the family pictures, the photograph hold some parts of your cheesed body (don't ask me what!) and show it to the group. This avoid to say 'cheese' and give a nice smile to all the group.
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Ciao Ted