Posted by gary g (208.133.217.78) on August 07, 1999 at 11:08:57:
In Reply to: For NON-clique members only posted by Rumplestiltskin on August 07, 1999 at 01:53:11:
how foolish have I been !
for at least a week now I've been going about without the tinfoil liner in my hat
I knew better, I just slacked off and let my paranoia drop
SO - after all these years the aliens got me
I didn't see it coming, but I'm pretty sure that's what's behind the unbelievable scourge of Japanese Beetles in this region this summer
and when those damn earwigs show up, there's no hiding anywhere BUT I understand that the much-feared earwig penetration of the auricular canal is the ONLY known, proven, not-corporate corrupted, non-medically manipulated, non-politically putrified cure for Cluster Headaches known to man (or woman for that matter) so - when you see those little blue-green monsters on the rhubarb - let 'em go problem is, as I understand it, whatchyagonnadew?
the earwigs won't be far behind
then if you sleep in the dew of a summer's night
you may find your cluster headaches gone forever
courtesy of the aliens and earwigs
the constant CHUMP CHUMP CHUMP
noise in your head, from the earwigs
is as bad as the occasional CH