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Hormones....
Jun 27^th, 2011 at 9:13am

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:          What's for dinner?
SAFER:                Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST:                Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE:          Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:       Are you wearing that?
SAFER:                Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST:             WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE:       Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:       What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:                Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST:             Here's my pay check.
ULTRA SAFE:       Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER:       You know, there's lot of apples left. SAFEST:    Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:    What did you DO all day?
SAFER:          I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST:          I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE:    Here, have some wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect

If you see something you want.. reach out and grab it with both hands.....just watch out you dont get a smack in the chops for grabbing the wrong thing!!!

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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Hormones.... Reply #1 - Jun 27^th, 2011 at 10:00am Men...be afraid...be very very very afraid! Joe
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Hormones.... Reply #2 - Jun 27^th, 2011 at 7:25pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: Hormones.... Reply #3 - Jun 28^th, 2011 at 1:35pm Guiseppi wrote on Jun 27^th, 2011 at 10:00am: Men...be afraid...be very very very afraid! Joe BULL... Men do not listen to Josseppi.. You have nothing to fear... as long as you just follow instructions and GIVE ME US SOME FRICKING WINE!
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37-41withrestrictions CH.com Veteran Offline NOT SO PF AT THE MOMENT Posts: 124 Chester UK Gender:	Re: Hormones.... Reply #4 - Jun 28^th, 2011 at 2:55pm BULL... Men do not listen to Josseppi.. You have nothing to fear... as long as you just follow instructions and GIVE ME US SOME FRICKING WINE! I don't think the instructions could be any clearer!!! (I was going to put fool proof...but thought better of it)!!
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Hormones.... Reply #5 - Jun 28^th, 2011 at 5:03pm Good luck making ANYTHING foolproof....fools are so damned ingenius!!!! Joe (I'll be looking for Ruthy in Nashville....just sayin.....)
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Kilowatt3 CH.com Old Timer Offline 1952 Jag Posts: 300 Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA Gender:	Re: Hormones.... Reply #6 - Jun 28^th, 2011 at 7:11pm Guiseppi wrote on Jun 28^th, 2011 at 5:03pm: Good luck making ANYTHING foolproof....fools are so damned ingenius!!!! Joe "The difficulty with trying to make something idiot-proof is that they keep making better idiots!" - Author Unknown
Back to top	Regards, Jim SW Louisiana If "that which does not kill me, makes me stronger", then how come I always feel like $hit after every near-death experience? IP Logged

LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: Hormones.... Reply #7 - Jun 30^th, 2011 at 3:14pm Guiseppi wrote on Jun 28^th, 2011 at 5:03pm: Good luck making ANYTHING foolproof....fools are so damned ingenius!!!! Joe (I'll be looking for Ruthy in Nashville....just sayin.....) You can't miss her Josseppi... She's your Sister with the Deepest Tan... no what I mean?
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