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The Secret to Longevity
Jun 19th, 2011 at 10:11pm  
A tough old cowboy from South Texas counceled his Grandson, that the secret to long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religously, until his death at the age of 103.

He left behind 8 children, 41 grandchildren, 63 great grandchildren, 19 great - great grandchildren, and a 15 foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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Re: The Secret to Longevity
Reply #1 - Jun 19th, 2011 at 10:29pm  
Grin

Thas messed up!
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