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M.R.

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Missing wife
Mar 10^th, 2011 at 8:41pm

MISSING WIFE

The day after his wife disappeared in kayaking accident in Conception Bay, Newfoundland, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Gamewardens.
"We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Wardens.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Gamewardens looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said
"Give me the bad news first.."
The second Warden said,
"I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Warden continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Warden answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.

Mike

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