Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi 
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in 
the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over , so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting
to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card 
stuck to her ass that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"