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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
Feb 4^th, 2011 at 5:18pm

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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Dear Bob:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Bob

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Callico CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Author of "Stranded at Romson's Lodge Posts: 4916 Aurora IL Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #1 - Feb 4^th, 2011 at 10:54pm That is the sign of a very sick twisted mind! I LOVE IT!!! Jerry
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37-41withrestrictions CH.com Veteran Offline NOT SO PF AT THE MOMENT Posts: 124 Chester UK Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #2 - Feb 5^th, 2011 at 6:29am
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #3 - Feb 5^th, 2011 at 9:47am I'm missing something, the logic behind the advice is flawless....granted with a newer car she also has to check the computer settings on the fuel injection system..... Joe
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Mike NZ CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Oxygen rocks! D3 too! Posts: 3785 Auckland, New Zealand Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #4 - Feb 5^th, 2011 at 12:53pm You're thinking too deep here Joe, it's a woman driver so you've to expect that the problem will be with the driver as we all know that just like women don't get CHs, they can't drive too well either.
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #6 - Feb 5^th, 2011 at 3:04pm Only a man half a world away from most of these women would dare post that!!! Joe
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37-41withrestrictions CH.com Veteran Offline NOT SO PF AT THE MOMENT Posts: 124 Chester UK Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #7 - Feb 6^th, 2011 at 6:35am Mike NZ wrote on Feb 5^th, 2011 at 12:53pm: You're thinking too deep here Joe, it's a woman driver so you've to expect that the problem will be with the driver as we all know that just like women don't get CHs, they can't drive too well either. I have a distinction in driving my husband up the wall
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Reply #8 - Feb 6^th, 2011 at 9:57am

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Feb 6^th, 2011 at 6:35am:

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 5^th, 2011 at 12:53pm:

You're thinking too deep here Joe, it's a woman driver so you've to expect that the problem will be with the driver as we all know that just like women don't get CHs, they can't drive too well either.

I have a distinction in driving my husband up the wall Tongue

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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #9 - Feb 7^th, 2011 at 10:28am Mike NZ wrote on Feb 5^th, 2011 at 12:53pm: You're thinking too deep here Joe, it's a woman driver so you've to expect that the problem will be with the driver as we all know that just like women don't get CHs, they can't drive too well either. Quote:
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Mike NZ CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Oxygen rocks! D3 too! Posts: 3785 Auckland, New Zealand Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #10 - Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:20pm Mike wonders if he is in trouble...
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37-41withrestrictions CH.com Veteran Offline NOT SO PF AT THE MOMENT Posts: 124 Chester UK Gender:	Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns Reply #11 - Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:49pm Mike NZ wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:20pm: Mike wonders if he is in trouble... Potentially Mike...there could be a queue!!!! lol
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Reply #12 - Feb 8^th, 2011 at 12:36am

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:49pm:

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:20pm:

Mike wonders if he is in trouble...

Potentially Mike...there could be a queue!!!! lol Grin

Hmm, ok, complaints must be delivered in person. It's quite a long drive by car to get to where I live, including a few complicated road features like junctions, traffic lights and multiple roundabouts (rotary).

I think I should be safe Wink

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Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
Reply #13 - Feb 8^th, 2011 at 1:35am

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 8^th, 2011 at 12:36am:

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:49pm:

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:20pm:

Mike wonders if he is in trouble...

Potentially Mike...there could be a queue!!!! lol Grin

Hmm, ok, complaints must be delivered in person. It's quite a long drive by car to get to where I live, including a few complicated road features like junctions, traffic lights and multiple roundabouts (rotary).

I think I should be safe Wink

Not to mention the bumpy water bits in between & the crocodoles,dont forget the crocodiles.

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Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
Reply #14 - Feb 8^th, 2011 at 8:06am

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 8^th, 2011 at 12:36am:

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:49pm:

Mike NZ wrote on Feb 7^th, 2011 at 2:20pm:

Mike wonders if he is in trouble...

Potentially Mike...there could be a queue!!!! lol Grin

Hmm, ok, complaints must be delivered in person. It's quite a long drive by car to get to where I live, including a few complicated road features like junctions, traffic lights and multiple roundabouts (rotary).

I think I should be safe Wink

I'm on my way... do you have a post code for my sat nav!!! Grin

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