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MAN & WOMAN BEST FRIENDS
Jan 31st, 2011 at 4:52pm  
A dog is a man's best friend... and A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will Never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure.

He will comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do.

He will help her to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room.

He will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.





NO WAIT!!!

               I'M... SORRY LADIES...




I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that shit.

Never mind....
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Reply #1 - Jan 31st, 2011 at 5:05pm  
Ruthie - I love ya!  You always give me something to chuckle about.  You rock, my friend!

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Reply #2 - Feb 1st, 2011 at 9:43am  
Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote on Jan 31st, 2011 at 5:05pm:
Ruthie - I love ya!  You always give me something to chuckle about.  You rock, my friend!

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Reply #3 - Feb 1st, 2011 at 9:55pm  
Grin Ruthie you make me laugh...

Six tips for women:

1.  It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2.  It is important that a man can make you laugh.

3.  It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4.  It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5.  It is important that a man can satisfy your every sexual desire.

6.  It is important that these five men don't know each other.

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Reply #4 - Feb 2nd, 2011 at 9:31am  
Thas messed up..... Grin
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Reply #5 - Feb 3rd, 2011 at 3:17pm  
his wife wrote on Feb 1st, 2011 at 9:55pm:
Grin Ruthie you make me laugh...

Six tips for women:

1.  It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2.  It is important that a man can make you laugh.

3.  It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4.  It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5.  It is important that a man can satisfy your every sexual desire.

6.  It is important that these five men don't know each other.

Wink



LUV IT, LUV IT, LUV IT.... Grin
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