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Texting Code for Seniors
Jan 10^th, 2011 at 4:26pm

Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code)

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And=Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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his wife CH.com Old Timer Offline The sweetest sound is my children's laughter Posts: 271	Re: Texting Code for Seniors Reply #1 - Jan 10^th, 2011 at 7:34pm That's funny stuff!
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Grandma_Sweet_Boy CH.com Alumnus Offline What Goes Around Comes Around! Posts: 4496 Georgetown,Ontario Gender:	Re: Texting Code for Seniors Reply #2 - Jan 10^th, 2011 at 8:08pm Given that I am a senior that is an active member of our local senior centre and am an avid texter - I find this hilarious!!!! Thanks Sandy.
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