So I was playing golf last Saturday when I hooked my tee shot into the trees.  On finding my ball I noticed a gap between two large tree's that I thought I could hit through.  I pulled out my three wood and gave the ball a mighty crack.  It hit the tree on the right and bounced straight back, hitting me in the temple and killing me instantly.  So......there I am standing at the Pearly Gates with my clubs waiting to get into heaven.  St Peter comes up to me and asks me, "are you a good golfer"?  I replied    ................................................................................
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..........................." well I got here in two didn't I"