Q) He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
A) I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?

Q) He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
A) I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and fart

Q) He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
A) I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

Q) He said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A) I said. . . A widow.

Q) He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
A) I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.