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Barry_T_Coles

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Inner peace
Nov 17^th, 2010 at 5:50pm

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

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Of all the things i've lost in life the thing i miss most is my mind.

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Mike NZ CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Oxygen rocks! D3 too! Posts: 3785 Auckland, New Zealand Gender:	Re: Inner peace Reply #1 - Nov 17^th, 2010 at 8:41pm Just as long as the wife doesn't think that includes all the half finished jobs around the house, garden, etc too!
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Callico CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Author of "Stranded at Romson's Lodge Posts: 4916 Aurora IL Gender:	Re: Inner peace Reply #2 - Nov 18^th, 2010 at 12:35am That's funny.
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Inner peace Reply #3 - Nov 19^th, 2010 at 9:22am Ahhh yes, the honey do lists!! Joe
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Re: Inner peace
Reply #4 - Nov 19^th, 2010 at 10:14am

Barry_T_Coles wrote on Nov 17^th, 2010 at 5:50pm:

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

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