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You Can Be The Man of Your House
Nov 12^th, 2010 at 9:48pm

Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go
upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.

Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'

His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The freakin' funeral director would be my first guess.' Smiley

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Callico CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Author of "Stranded at Romson's Lodge Posts: 4916 Aurora IL Gender:	Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House Reply #1 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 12:49am I want you to know I AM the boss of my house! My wife gave me permission to say so! Jerry
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Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House
Reply #2 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 6:13pm

Excerpt from the man song!!!

What I say goes around here
[right out the window]
and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining
[so I'll shut up]
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here
[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here
[but it's all in my head]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I can have sex anytime
[that you want it]
Coz I'm a man who has needs
[but they're not that important]
And don't expect any flowers from me
[Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewellery]
I'm the King of my castle
[when you're not around]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna
[get in trouble]
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
[to sleep on the couch]
Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
[And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]
Because I'm Top dog around here
[but I've been neutered]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

(You the man!)

Grin

Joe

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JustNotRight CH.com Sponsor Offline CH version 15.0.8 member since 2005 aka GingerS224 Posts: 1300 Wilkes-Barre, Pa (USA) Gender:	Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House Reply #4 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 7:52pm HEHEHEHE You guys are too much!! Love the Song and the Link
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House Reply #5 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 7:53pm Yeah......ask Christy the blender story some time....sigh...I was young......... Joe
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JustNotRight CH.com Sponsor Offline CH version 15.0.8 member since 2005 aka GingerS224 Posts: 1300 Wilkes-Barre, Pa (USA) Gender:	Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House Reply #6 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 7:55pm A Blender??? Really Joe??? Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House
Reply #9 - Nov 14^th, 2010 at 6:18pm

Truth is that I used to understand women but that all changed the day She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed told me I had to drive her to the shops, now!

I suggested she might be better off walking as she was getting a bit of a tummy and while there to pick up some face cream for the couple of pimples starting on her cheek.

Don't remember much of what happened after that.

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Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House
Reply #10 - Nov 14^th, 2010 at 9:16pm

AussieBrian wrote on Nov 14^th, 2010 at 6:18pm:

Truth is that I used to understand women but that all changed the day She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed told me I had to drive her to the shops, now!

I suggested she might be better off walking as she was getting a bit of a tummy and while there to pick up some face cream for the couple of pimples starting on her cheek.

Don't remember much of what happened after that.

Sheez Brian
She coulda got ya a slab of VB while she was there. Wink

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Barbara CH.com Newbie Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 15	Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House Reply #11 - Nov 30^th, 2010 at 2:21am Great lyrics,Joe. I'd love the music for this as I'm part of a singing group and we often perform at old folks homes - they would love this! Do you know where I could get a copy?
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Re: You Can Be The Man of Your House
Reply #12 - Nov 30^th, 2010 at 6:32am

Barbara wrote on Nov 30^th, 2010 at 2:21am:

Great lyrics,Joe. I'd love the music for this as I'm part of a singing group and we often perform at old folks homes - they would love this! Do you know where I could get a copy?

Here you go Barb Wink

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