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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!! (Read 963 times)
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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!!
Nov 12th, 2010 at 3:47pm
 
Two Hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,  begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin
ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The Hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth Smiley.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks
slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it til da day!'   Grin Grin Grin Grin


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Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!!
Reply #1 - Nov 30th, 2010 at 2:25am
 
LOL! a friend, who is s nurse, recently had to help on older lady who was choking in a restaurant. I have sent him a copy of this new method so he can try it next time! Thanks for posting this - I need a laugh today!
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Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!!
Reply #2 - Nov 30th, 2010 at 10:20am
 
Barb I hope your friend enjoy it... hee, hee Grin Grin
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