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Mike NZ
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For the male readers only!
Oct 23rd, 2010 at 1:47am
 
Remember to read everything and to scroll down to the end...really the end!

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY !!!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three (3) wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten (10) times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM !!! She's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM !!! She's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
Moral of the Story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention FEMALE readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

MALE readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack TEN times "MILDER" than his wife's !!!

Moral of the Story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

P.S. : If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen !!!

You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.
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Re: For the male readers only!
Reply #1 - Oct 23rd, 2010 at 9:41am
 
I don't get it   Cheesy

WAIT A MINUTE!   Angry

Shoulda stopped while I was ahead...

OK, Mike...back at ya

What does a man call a seven course meal?
   A hot dog and a six pack

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   So men can remember them

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    So they can get oxygen to their brains

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    Gifted!

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    Four, one to hold the pan and three to act macho and shake the stove

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Re: For the male readers only!
Reply #2 - Oct 23rd, 2010 at 10:44am
 
I don't care WHO ya are, that thar is funny!!! Grin

Joe
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"Somebody had to say it" is usually a piss poor excuse to be mean.
 
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Re: For the male readers only!
Reply #3 - Oct 23rd, 2010 at 3:34pm
 
his wife wrote on Oct 23rd, 2010 at 9:41am:
I don't get it   Cheesy


Well the topic title was "For the male readers only!"...
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Reply #4 - Oct 23rd, 2010 at 3:47pm
 
Mike NZ wrote on Oct 23rd, 2010 at 3:34pm:
his wife wrote on Oct 23rd, 2010 at 9:41am:
I don't get it   Cheesy


Well the topic title was "For the male readers only!"...


Yes, and I took the bait!!  You got me...you had to know all us chicks were going to read that!  haha   Grin
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Re: For the male readers only!
Reply #5 - Oct 25th, 2010 at 12:22pm
 
Guiseppi wrote on Oct 23rd, 2010 at 10:44am:
I don't care WHO ya are, that thar is funny!!! Grin

Joe


YEA, YEA, YEA JOESIPPI////  Angry Angry

I have to admit, that was some funny she-at
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