THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A BASEBALL GAME.      
                  
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND.  BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW,  THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER  AREA.

IN A  VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY  SAID,
"I  THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO  UTAH . THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING  THERE."

THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
"I  WANT TO GO TO  MONTANA. THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO  IDAHO  THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."

         
THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,  "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL...THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"
   


               

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