The guy in his back yard trying to fly a kite.

He threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

After trying this a few more times with no success.
He mumbled to himself and started heading back toward the house.

All the while, his wife had been watching from the kitchen window. Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled out to him..,
'You need a piece of tail DUMMY!'

The man looked at her with a confused and puzzling look on his face and said,

'Make up your Damn mind woman, when I told you that's what I wanted last night, you told me to go fly a kite.' 

LOL@ you Joe!