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LadyLuv

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No Sunday Paper:
Sep 14^th, 2010 at 1:09pm

This is Dedicated:

To all of us who are seniors...
To all of you who know seniors, and
To all of you who will become seniors.

- "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"

The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
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There was quite and long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,

- "Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church today."

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deltadarlin CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 3823 Downsville LA Gender:	Re: No Sunday Paper: Reply #1 - Sep 16^th, 2010 at 8:09am Another senior moment When asked by a young patrol officer "Do you know you were speeding"? This 83-year-old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating. "Yes, but, I had to get there before I forgot where I was going". Makes perfectly good sense to me.
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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: No Sunday Paper: Reply #2 - Sep 16^th, 2010 at 10:08am hee, hee Luv It...
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