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Two Ladies of the Evening
Aug 26th, 2010 at 4:29pm
 
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign
Or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:  'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' The officer smiled
'Their sign pertains to religion.'

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

'Two Fallen Angels Smiley, Seeking Peter -- $50
  Smiley
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Re: Two Ladies of the Evening
Reply #1 - Aug 27th, 2010 at 1:16pm
 
Thas messed up Ruthie!!!!!!!!!! Grin
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"Somebody had to say it" is usually a piss poor excuse to be mean.
 
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Re: Two Ladies of the Evening
Reply #2 - Aug 27th, 2010 at 2:12pm
 
Hey Joeseppi...

A Girl Gotta Do, What A Girl Gotta Do..
Cool
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