When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “Some-Body needs to slap the s#@! Out of that b$%(^..      YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK…

When someone comes in and announces, “Office
meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the
f*&% do they want now?”      WITHOUT A DOUBT, YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my f%*$#^  computer?
     YEP, YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, “well at my last office…..” and you want to say, “Who the F&#* cares?
     YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK.

When you’re in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you think “that lazy s$&^@3*!”.
     YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and first thing that crosses your mind is, “what the h#&& does that b#$%&@^ want now?”
     YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

When you take some vacation time and come back to work to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think “sorry A## M#$^% F%&#@s”
           YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching or slapping someone that you work with.. YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK.

If you avoid saying more than hello to someone because you know it’s going to lead to their whole f#&%#&*^ life story.
           YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK.

If you know all the words that I have bleeped out______
     YOU DEFINITELY NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!

     LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS…….,

I Know exactly what you mean Grandma_Sweet_Boy.. ... I'm having one today...

Luv Ya,,, LL