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WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
Aug 12^th, 2010 at 11:34am

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

MY NAME IS Ruthie , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED Champaign Central High School..

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A Maroon,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED!!

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BEEDIE EYED

BALD HEAD,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ARSED,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-B----

ASKED,

'WHAT CLASS DID YOU TEACH

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JustNotRight CH.com Sponsor Offline CH version 15.0.8 member since 2005 aka GingerS224 Posts: 1300 Wilkes-Barre, Pa (USA) Gender:	Re: WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. Reply #1 - Aug 12^th, 2010 at 8:47pm OMG How many times did you Smack him??? I would have been tempted to give his head the boxers treatment... THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
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shellcory CH.com Junior Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 71 Victoria, Australia Gender:	Re: WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. Reply #2 - Aug 17^th, 2010 at 3:11am Very amusing!
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