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Kilowatt3 CH.com Old Timer Offline 1952 Jag Posts: 300 Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA Gender:	Who would've thought... Aug 10^th, 2010 at 1:40pm I was taking a closer-than-usual look at the label on my stick deodorant the other day, and saw the directions: "Push stick up from bottom." All these years, I've been doing it wrong - I always thought I was just supposed to rub it around under my armpits...
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Who would've thought... Reply #1 - Aug 10^th, 2010 at 2:44pm Thas messed up.....
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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: Who would've thought... Reply #2 - Aug 10^th, 2010 at 5:23pm Guiseppi wrote on Aug 10^th, 2010 at 2:44pm: Thas messed up..... Indeed.
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Re: Who would've thought...
Reply #3 - Aug 10^th, 2010 at 7:46pm

Reminds me of a package I got a few mo. ago. It had those little annoying packing peanuts in it...Along with the peanut packing material was a typed note,

"Do not ingest Packing Peanuts. Packing Peanuts are not Edible. "

No ... Really!!! And I was sooooooo looking forward to eating a few and feeding them to the neighborhood squirrels!

P.S.
Here's another one...

"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

EWWW Smiley

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Kate in Oz CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 633 Australia Gender:	Re: Who would've thought... Reply #4 - Aug 10^th, 2010 at 8:08pm Yikes
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Lettucehead CH.com Old Timer Offline I am very blessed... Posts: 293 Iowa Gender:	Re: Who would've thought... Reply #5 - Aug 12^th, 2010 at 3:36am lol I love the tag on my hair dryer cord which says, "Do not use while bathing." hahahahaha
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