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Baby's First Doctor Visit
Jul 29^th, 2010 at 2:45pm

This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came." Smiley

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JustNotRight CH.com Sponsor Offline CH version 15.0.8 member since 2005 aka GingerS224 Posts: 1300 Wilkes-Barre, Pa (USA) Gender:	Re: Baby's First Doctor Visit Reply #1 - Jul 29^th, 2010 at 5:10pm Reminded me of my kids 1st doctor visits and the 1st time their Dad held them. With both kids; 1st Dr. visit, Doc got peed on, and again both kids; 1st time their Daddy held them they gave him a rather smelly surprise!
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Baby's First Doctor Visit Reply #2 - Jul 30^th, 2010 at 11:16am thas sooo messed up! Joe
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