The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.  Don't try it at McDonald's though......The whole crew got up and left and l almost starved to death.

Here's the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.  See patch below:

Thanks DallasDenny! I needed that laugh tonight!

Donna Mae