The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had Lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is Engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
Married For 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
To amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's How it all went:

My engaged Friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice,
tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'

Then we made passionate love all night long.


The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat,
under it only the black bra, heels, and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat.
He didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all Night.

Then I had to share my Story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and
a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door And saw me he said...



"What's for dinner, Batman?"