AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, THIS MAN TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK A HIS WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL

NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR , NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

HIS WIFE WAS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD HIM TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT HE WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING
A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T WE MATURE WOMEN GREAT?  WE REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THOSE MID-LIFE CRISES...